![]() Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. ![]() ![]() Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection-the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. ![]() From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. ![]()
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